Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1. Name: Heather.
A low-growing Eurasian shrub growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers. (A grayish purple to purplish red)

This is fun already.

2. Your Age: 15.
As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
"Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine"
"Ya, I guess. She was a 15"
"What?"
"'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not"


I love that show.


3. One of your friends: Sally.
To lay naked on one's back in the trunk of an automobile while traveling on an expressway and open the trunk, spreading eagle, surprising trailing motorists. Sallies work well with hatchbacks, SUV's, and cars with fold-down seats which allow trunk access.
"What's it called when you flash your shit at someone from the trunk of a car?"
"Dude, that's a sally."


Hahah!

4. What should you be doing? Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing


5. Favorite Colour: Orange/Green


6. Birthplace: Adelaide
A place that can be a hole sometimes but is generally awesome. If you haven't lived here you wouldn't know a thing about it, its the life behind the scenes that rocks out.

Eastern states cun suck shit, Adelaide is awesome. But if you want to succeed in life, don't study here.
If you do you'll probably become a hobo.

Warning: Adelaidians may -
throw rocks at you
shout at/abuse/hurt/discriminate you
try and rape you
try and kill you
try and sell absolute crap to you
hug you
call you a minda

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"How long for?"
"A day."
"Too long mate."

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow."
"WOOO! BOGANS!"

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"What are you not going to forget?"
"A bus ticket."
"And?"
"My HIV vaccination, my ugg boots, my footy and my bullet proof vest."

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"Oh. *glances away*"

"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"AWESOME!"



7. Birth month: March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool


8. Last person you talked to: Mother
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"


9. One of your nicknames: Heathey
Heathey isn't defined yet.





Well that wasn't mildly entertaining...